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Bon, il y a des risques sur le net, c’est vrai je ne vais pas le nier. Mais des fois tu te dis que les gens devraient avoir à passer un concours avant même avoir le droit d’être en présence d’un ordi. Maudit soit l’inventeur de MSN et de MySpace, ils ont rendus le net un endroit populaire, et les gens qui normalement passeraient leurs journée à manger des bananes en vivant dans les arbres peuvent désormais passer leur journée à dire “lol” et “mdr” sur MSN pendant qu’ils téléchargent les derniers patchs “ultra-secrets” pour accélérer emule…

Voici un mail que je viens de recevoir et qui m’a lancé dans ces ébats de guerre:

Bonjour a tous,
Message à faire passer!!
Dans les prochains jours, vous devrez faire très attention de n’ouvrir aucun message appelé “invitation”, peu importe qui vous l’envoie !!! C’est un virus qui “ouvre” une torche olympique et qui brûle le disque dur du PC. Ce virus sera envoyé par une personne que vous avez dans votre liste de contacts, c’est pour cela que vous devez absolument envoyer cet e-mail. Il vaut mieux recevoir ce message 25 fois plutôt que de recevoir le virus et l’ouvrir !!! Donc, si vous recevez un message appelé “invitation”

NE L’OUVREZ SURTOUT PAS ET ETEIGNEZ IMMEDIATEMENT VOTRE PC !!

C’est le pire virus annoncé par la CNN et classifié par Microsoft comme le virus le plus destructeur qui n’ait jamais existé jusqu’à présent ! Ce virus a été découvert hier après midi par MCAfee et il n’y a pas encore de solution pour palier à ce virus! Il détruit tout simplement la “zone zéro” du disque dur où sont cachées les informations vitales!

ENVOYEZ CET E-MAIL A TOUS CEUX QUE VOUS CONNAISSEZ !!!

A vos amis, vos contacts… Car plus vous préviendrez de personnes, plus le virus aura de difficultés à se propager. Faîtes un copier coller pour transférer ce message.

ça fait mal aux doigts de pieds hein?

Dans les prochains jours, vous devrez faire très attention de n’ouvrir aucun message appelé “invitation”, peu importe qui vous l’envoie !!!

Premièrement, ce n’est qu’en ouvrant des pièces attachés qu’on peut exécuter un virus, pas en ouvrant un mail. Au pire, un mail peu contenir un bout de HTML particulièrement coriace, vous savez? Le genre qui fait planter Internet Explorer s’il y a trop de vent.

“C’est un virus qui “ouvre” une torche olympique et qui brûle le disque dur du PC”

Ah tiens? C’est beau la technologie.

NE L’OUVREZ SURTOUT PAS ET ETEIGNEZ IMMEDIATEMENT VOTRE PC !!

J’ai mieux, vendez vôtre ordi et retournez dans les arbres manger des bananes.

Bon, j’en ai marre de le critiquer, mais voilà quoi. Vous avez compris.

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  • tartif a dit:

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    February 5th, 2007 |

    j ai recu un message invitation, manky que faire, j ai peur que ca brule mon PC.

  • manky a dit:

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    February 5th, 2007 |

    tu peux faire ce que tu veux tartif, tu sais très bien qu’il y a pas de virus pour mac

  • tartifwarrior a dit:

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    February 5th, 2007 |

    ouf, j ai eut une peur bleu, et si un petit monstre sortait du lecteur de disque avec un marteau et tapait sur mon clavier pendant que je dormait, et enlever les feuilles a rouler que je garde en reserve dans le lecteur en plus.
    tu sais manky, les hackers sont tres dangereux, il parait qu’ils peuvent meme faire bouger ta souris, sur le tapis a ta place, effrayant hein!

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