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Une des choses qui est bien à propose d’Imperial, c’est que assez souvent il y a des gens qui excellent dans leur domaine qui viennent visiter et faire des présentations. C’est des gens qui travaillent pour IBM, Google, Morgan-Stanley etc… Et donc c’est souvent assez intéressant. Bon, c’est sûr, parfois il faut faire le tri, il y a certains sujets qui les premières-années ne vont pas vraiment comprendre, donc c’est mieux d’aller faire autre chose. Dormir par exemple.

L’autre jour il y a quelqu’un de IBM qui est venu, je ne me rappelles plus de son nom mais il avait deux titres assez impressionnantes; Maître Inventeur et Ingénieur IBM Distingué. ça pète, non?

Bon, le sujet de sa présentation était l’intégration de l’informatique dans des services quotidiens pour rendre ces services plus intelligents. Par exemple, il a attaché un ordi à son compteur d’électricité, l’ordi relève des données toutes les 30s et les sauvegarde dans une base de données. Ces données sont ensuite publiés sur son serveur web sous la forme de statistiques. Ces statistiques sont en temps quasi-réel donc toute à droite du graphique correspond à cet instant précis (à peu près). Il a donc branché un Ambient Orb dessus qu’il a mis dans sa chambre. Plus l’orbe est rouge, plus il consomme d’électricité et donc il sait en allant se coucher si oui ou non il a laissé quoique ce soit allumé.

Il a fait plein d’autres applications comme ça, surtout dans le domaine industriel.

Par contre, comme tout geek, il a aussi fait des trucs un peu étranges, mais tellement drôles. Dans sa maison il a un problème de souris, donc il a des pièges à souris. Normale. Sauf que, si les pièges sont au grenier, le seul moyen de savoir s’ils fonctionnent c’est d’aller vérifier, et ça c’est chiant. Il a donc intégré le piège dans un circuit électrique, un circuit qui est brisé lorsque le piège se déclenche. Un ordinateur qui surveille ce petit réseau électrique détecte que le circuit est brisé et envoi un sms sur le portable.

Mais, ça ne s’arrête pas là! Le problème avec les pièges à souris, c’est que si on les laisse longtemps, le fromage se pourrit et les souris n’y toucheront pas. Le piège devient donc inutile. Encore une fois on se retrouve obligés d’aller vérifier si oui ou non le fromage s’est pourri, et le changer si nécessaire. C’est nul.

Le fromage est quelque chose d’assez ordinaire, assez humide et qui à tendance à pourrir assez vite si on le laisse au chaud. Plus le fromage pourrit, plus il y a d’humidité. Il a donc décidé de mesurer la résistivité du fromage à des intervalles pré-établies pour déterminer l’état du fromage. Une fois la résistivité passée en dessous d’un certain seuil, le fromage est considéré comme pourri et l’ordinateur lui envoie un sms disant qu’il est temps de le changer.

Même si ces applications sont un peu domestiques, c’est ce genre de truc qui m’inspire. L’intégration de l’informatique dans la vie de tous les jours pour rendre nôtre vie plus “intelligente”, c’est géniale.

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  • pouchtreux a dit:

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    January 12th, 2008 |

    ça m’étonne pas que tu trouves ça génial toi, et franchement moi aussi je trouve ça interessant … style un ordi pour le frigo dans lequel tu enregistres tous les aliments que tu mets dans ce dit frigo et qui te dit quels sont les aliments qui sont les plus susceptibles de se pourrir dans les prochains jours en fonction de la date de peremption qu’il y a sur le produit et que tu auras enregistré dans l’ordi. ça permettrait de ne plus rien jeter !

  • tartifwarrior a dit:

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    January 13th, 2008 |

    tout ca ce resume avec “l’informatique, ou l’art de passer des heures à gagner des secondes”

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