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Me voila aprés une ennième longue période d’absence.

Je reviens tout juste d’une semaine au Maroc, semaine que je vais vous raconter de la façon la plus courte et précise possible…

1er jour: passage au douanes française, qui ont vidé mon bagage à main en me demandant bien sur avant si il pouvait (histoire de donner l’illusion que tu peux le leur interdire). Pas de fouille au corps ni de palpage donc moral au plus bas, mais gros fous rire dans le hall d’embarquement en me rappelant que j’avais oublier d’enlever de ma trousse mes ciseaux, mon compas avec la point de 1cm et bien sur mon scalpel… (d’où le nom de mon post en hommage à un sketch des années 70 de Fernand Raynaud).

2eme jour:  Rencontre avec la président de la chambre d’agriculture de la Région de Marrakech qui a palabré pendant 1h pour au final nous dire que comme au Maroc les paysans ne paye pas de taxes par décret royal, les chambres d’agriculture ne servent à rien. Retour en ville où j’ai faillit me faire exploser la gueule à coup de pavé par une vielle toxicomane.

3eme jour: Visites très intéressantes de 2 jardins. le jardin bio-aromatique de l’Ourika et le jardin du safran qui est une exploitation artisanale productrice de safran (dans la même vallée). Déclaration des premiers cas de tourista (gros foutage de gueule envers les malades).

4eme jour: visite du jardin Majorelle avec la découverte de plantes jamais vues auparavant tel une Euphorbiacée de 3m de haut que j’ai croqué. Départ pour l’Atlas avec 6h30 de bus dans les dents et un arrêt pour le repas dans un bled pommé où les végétariennes m’ont péter les c……s parce que la viande été exposé au soleil et les tête de chèvres gisaient au sol… nouveaux cas de tourista (même pas malade).

5eme jour: aucunes visites de la matinée car toutes annulées au dernier moment. Rencontre avec des ingénieurs responsables de la gestion de la filière palmier-dattier. retour à Marrakech, soit encore 6h30 de bus. Début de l’overdose générale de couscous/tajine. Encore de nouveaux cas de tourista (toujours pas malade).
6eme jour: Visite d’une exploitation de cactus, je mange une raquette de cactus, avec tout le monde qui se fout de moi parce que sois disant ça donne la chia..e (alors que c’est pas trop dégueu en fait, on dirais un gros steak mais vert et hyper mucilagineux).

7eme jour: Gros orages dans le nord du Maroc, l’orangeraie initialement prévue ayant subit les intempéries, ils ne peuvent nous recevoir. Visite de l’école coranique de Marrakec, hyper intéressant surtout au niveau des décors avec le bois ciselé est le marbre de Carrare translucide qui est éblouissant dans la cour centrale. Après-midi au Souk, overdose de “hey, toi français? viens voir marchandises, pas chère bonne qualité…”. retour à l’hôtel où tout le monde y met de sa volonté pour finir le stock de teuch’ acquis durant la semaine, soirée hyper marante.

8eme jour: retour en avion, j’ai enfin droit a mon palpage avec un coquin en plus il m’as bien mis la main au paquet. retour à montauban premier réflex aller a Marché Plus acheter des bierres avec des rillettes de porc, de la salade de museau, des tripes à la mode de Caen et une bonne baguette.

Pour ceux qui  sont sur Perpi vous savez où me trouver mais je vais surtout devoir bosser sur mon dossier histoire de passer de 8 à 40 pages de rapport en 2 semaines.

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  • manky a dit:

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    April 16th, 2008 |

    waow, j’ai pas encore lu l’article, mais il est long…

  • manky a dit:

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    April 16th, 2008 |

    tu sais, t’es pas obligé de t’autocensurer. T’es pas un peu vieux pour faire des sorties d’école?

  • vinz a dit:

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    April 16th, 2008 |

    j’y étais toute la semaine, dsl je pouvais plus resté

  • troupilon a dit:

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    April 16th, 2008 |

    c’est pas une “sortie de classe” du style “classe verte”, c’est de l’étude de cas en plus c’est un exam sur lequel ont est évalué. ça permet de comparer les divers pratiques culturales et les tenants et aboutissant d’un bassin de production méconnus. en FAIT ça PERMET DE VOIR CE QUI SE FAIT AILLEURS.

  • manky a dit:

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    April 16th, 2008 |

    D’accord, c’est pas juste une classe verte.

    C’est une classe verte avec un compte rendu à rendre à la maîtresse.

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