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Un jour, alors que j’explorai le cosmos a bord de ma mobylette vapeur, je suis passé à coter d’un astre éblouissant, qui faisait un bruit de souris modeste. Bizarrement attiré vers lui, moi et ma mob avons dut subir un atterrissage forcer sur les vertes plaines (qui étaient bleu en faite) de cette planète aux soupirs superbes.
Je suis alors tombé nez à nez avec apparemment la seul habitante de cet endroit, c’était une jeune fille pour le moins étrange, qui chantouiller sans cesse, une bouilloire à la main et des sachets de thé qui sortaient des poches. Le thés, il faut y venir, parce que, elle avait une veritable collection de thé, des étagères entières, de thès verts, noirs, rouge, au jasmin, à la vanille, et des placards bourrés d’infusions diverses et variés.
Je suis restait plusieurs lune à ses cotés. Nous nous promenions sur sa planète, affublés de grosses lunettes, nous écoutions les fleurs qui fanent et discutions du réchauffement de la bière en milieu équatoriale. Nous chantions ensemble, c’était syympa.
Soudainement, elle fut prise d’une crise, encore inexplicable aujourd’hui, de théhification. Elle se liquéfiait littéralement en eau chaude aromatisé sous mes yeux ébahis. J’ai tentait de la retenir, mais a cause d’une bête erreur morphologique faisant que j’ai des trous entre les doigts quand je sert les main (rah, sales grosses articulations de merde), je n’ai rien put faire a part observer le thés me dégoulinant des mains pour atterrir dans l’herbe où il se perdait parmi la nature.
Je suis restait un très très long moment devant le sol mouillé, qui a largement eut le temps de sécher, puis de se remouiller avec la pluie, puis de resécher, etc, etc.
Les herbes commençant à me chatouiller les aisselles, je me suis dit que je ferais mieux de partir, que je n’avais plus rien à faire ici, rien de bien pour moi en tout cas. Et puis en plus, ma bière commençait à être chaude. Je suis donc retourné vers ma spacio-mob, un petit coup de désherbage, et hop, je repartais vers d’autre mésaventures.
Une chose est sure, cette rencontre a à jamais changé ma vie, ma vision du monde, et je n’oublierais jamais cette jeune fille avec sa mèche folle (pas que la mèche en plus).

Léa, ceci est un peu pour toi, même si tu ne l’as pas autant inspiré que les autres.

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  • vinz a dit:

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    September 11th, 2008 |

    c’est tres mignon, mais je suis pret a t’aider pour corriger toutes les fautes car elles gachent beaucoup la lecture…

  • manky a dit:

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    September 11th, 2008 |

    Et puis je t’aiderais avec les tiennes Vinz!

    • très
    • prêt
    • gâchent
  • vinz a dit:

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    September 12th, 2008 |

    moi j’ai une raison, le clavier americain de mon frere car je n’ai pas internet chez moi…

  • manky a dit:

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    September 12th, 2008 |

    Bon, même si c’est possible de modifier la configuration du clavier, je te pardonnes :)

  • demente a dit:

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    September 15th, 2008 |

    Oh.

    Je suis très touchée.

    Merci Léon-Ar-T

  • vinz a dit:

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    September 23rd, 2008 |

    pas léon-Ar-T, maintenant il faut l’appeller léon- ART! ( en référence à son dessous de bras)

  • tartifwarrior a dit:

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    September 24th, 2008 |

    heureusemrnt que tu precise, je m’en souvenais plus.

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