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Cette nuit j’ai fais un rêve bizarre, de nouveau.

Je rêvais que je mangeais des petits tuyaux en plastique gris pour les recycler, c’est sans doute parce qu’hier j’ai regardé wall-e.
Jusque là, pas de problème me direz-vous, qui n’as jamais rêvais qu’il était un petits robot à chenilles ayant un os mac.

Sauf qu’en marchant tranquillement dans mon rêve, je me suis mis à avoir sacrement mal au ventre, et c’est à ce moment là que j’ai compris ce qui m’arrivait. J’étais en train de manger un bout de plastique chinois. Ils avaient mis de la mélanine dedans, comme dans leur lait pour nourrissons.
Je faisait finalement un mix des infos de 20heures de tf1 et du wall-e que j’avais vus dans la journée.

Et puis je me suis réveillé, j’ai repensé à mon rêve et j’ai rigolé, tout seul dans mon lit, à 4 heures du matin…

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    September 24th, 2008 |

    C’est marrant, chaque jour, quelque chose se rajoute à la longue liste des actes qui nous font dire “enfoiré de bridés”

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